Most people don’t know this yet, but I’ve decided to give up computers and become a farmer instead. Since I’m the helpful type, I’ve decided to share everything I know about farming with you, starting with how I won my prize winning green beans.

大多數人還不知道這一點，但是我決定放棄計算機，轉而成為農民。 由于我是樂于助人的人，因此我決定與您分享我對農業的了解，從我如何贏得獲獎的青豆開始。

These are just a few tips that I’ve learned over my last 25 minutes as a farmer.

這些只是我在過去25分鐘內作為農民學到的一些技巧。

Tips for Growing Prize-Winning Green Beans

種植屢獲殊榮的青豆的技巧

The first step is to get yourself some dirt. The key thing to keep in mind is that your neighbor’s lawn probably has dirt in it, but you should look out for signs that tell you to keep off the grass, because that indicates that your neighbor’s grass doesn’t have the rich nutrients to grow prize-winning green beans.

第一步是讓自己變得骯臟。 要記住的關鍵是鄰居的草坪上可能有污垢，但是您應該注意指示您遠離草坪的跡象，因為這表明鄰居的草坪沒有足夠的養分來生長屢獲殊榮的青豆。

Once you have the dirt, you can put your green bean seeds into it, and then you need to add some water and stir. You’ll want to remember to avoid using too much water, because mud puddles will get your shoes all dirty, and you don’t want to track that stuff in your server room.

沾上污垢后，可以將綠豆種子放入其中，然后需要添加一些水并攪拌。 您要記住避免使用過多的水，因為水坑會弄臟鞋子，并且您也不想在服務器機房中追蹤這些東西。

During the gardening process, it’s important to have light. Be sure to avoid planting your green beans in a cave, because there might be bears in there.

在園藝過程中，光線充足很重要。 確保避免將綠豆種在山洞中，因為那里可能有熊。

After a lot of care and attention, your crops should be ready to harvest and take to the local fair.

經過大量的照顧和關注，您的莊稼應該準備好收成并運往當地的集市。

If all goes well, you can get your own World’s Best Green Beans award!

如果一切順利，您將獲得自己的“世界最佳綠豆獎”！

Note: Award can also be created in Microsoft Word.

注意：獎勵也可以在Microsoft Word中創建。

翻譯自: https://www.howtogeek.com/howto/the-geek-blog/how-to-grow-prize-winning-green-beans/